I see spots

I seriously don't understand what the stain goblin has against me but he's on a roll this month.

He has put dark grey tye-dye splotches on a spanking new Hilfiger bright yellow top, leaked some bright red patches over a spanking new Topshop light green camisole which my friends bought for my birthday, AND decided to steal the important bits to spanking new pair of silver earrings. All three items of which I have worn only once.

You're a true blue dips**t, stain goblin. I salute you.