"Man, I'm pretty."

I didn't know I could be such a bastard.
Yesterday I was helping out with my old school bud Olivia's experimental digital video piece.
I was given the role of Character #3: Eccentric, confident, ignorant.
I watched the playback at her house later that night and I was astonished at the sheer bastardliness of my character. She had the capability of defecating through her mouth more than from any other bodily orifice. That cock of a side-glance she threw to the camera made me want to squeeze every drop of ego out of her metaphorical balls. What scared me was that I can't remember even putting that much effort into the portrayal.
Maybe I should consider getting paid for being a bastard. A lot of people these days are choosing that career path anyway.