"Like, *ew*!"

Divas say the darndest things.

I was having dinner with a good friend of mine last night and I asked him if he was going to watch the Sound of Music musical. He found it a little hard to express himself, but it came out as:

"I don't think I'll enjoy it much... The woman who plays Maria is... so... so... fat."

We picked up his boyfriend after dinner and he agreed and added, "Her hair is so ugly and they dress her up as a Dutch maid! Why would I want to pay so much just to go see Maria as a Dutch maid?"

Earlier on the boyfriend had his foot run over by a motorcyclist. Limping around, the only thing he complained about was how his Converse sneaker now looked so dirty.

If I ever say I hate these guys, I'd be lying through my teeth.